[Action]

[installing]

[Wow there are a lot of new people running around. Some how this feels... wrong and familiar at the same time. Winry's not really sure she wants to get into the large crowd, so she'll watch from the door of the smithy. She's in her normal work outfit, but because of the weather she has it zipped up. If anyone wants to bother her - or come out of the cold because the smithy is generally much warmer than outside - go right ahead.

Comments

[borks]

[One Swedish Chef bobs merrily into the smithy in search a kitchen. This seems like a good place to check.]

Heellooooooo, bork bork bork!

[installing]

[...What.]

Uh, hello...

[borks]

[There are sharp objects lying nearby--oh, giant knives! For preparing food! He is in the right place after all!

He picks up a katana. Oh, he's never used one of these before. Fascinating.]

Deeeeees er forrrrr de keeeeeeetchen? Whar is deeee oooven?

[installing]

[FFFFT WHAT.]

He-hey! Put that back! That's not for a kitchen!

[borks]

[BUT OF COURSE IT IS. What else would you use a very big knife for?]

Deerrr eees veeeerrrry beeeeeg bread? Beeeeeeeg bread?

[installing]

No! There's not! Put it down and get out!

RUDE, WINRY

[borks]

[He bops nearer to her now. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND this is a really important situation.]

Wharrr eees dee oooooven? Bake beeeeeeeg bread!

HE IS IMPROPERLY HANDLING EQUIPMENT OKAY. WINRY IS SAFETY OFFICER.

[installing]

There's no oven here!

[borks]

[BUT THERE ARE SUCH LARGE COOKING IMPLEMENTS AND is that a fire going back there?]

Deeeeeeeer! Deeeeeer eeeees dee oooooooven! [Eureka!]

[installing]

That's not an oven! [She chases after him. This is a disaster, what does she do?!]

[borks]

[What. Of course it is. There is a fire and you cook things in fire!

But there is something very important missing.]

Whaaaaaar arrrrrrrrrre deeee ingreeeediens?

[installing]

There are none! This isn't a kitchen!

[borks]

[Well.



Then we are back to square one. He tosses the katana casually over his shoulder. It probably hits Hiccup or something.]

Deeeen wharrrrr eees deee keeeetchin, bork dee bork?

[installing]

Outside! There are kitchens in those big community buildings!

[GET OUT OF HER SMITHY, ;A; !!]

[borks]

[He gives her a blank muppet-y look.]

...Whaaaaarr are deeee keeeetchins? Whaaaaarr are deeeee beeediiiiings?

[installing]

[Frowning, Winry picks up Swedish Chef by the back of his shirt. She'll carry him out of the smithy and drop him on the ground.]

I already told you where they are!

[borks]

[Oof! He falls in a muppet-y heap before flopping upright again. See if he ever comes to use your oven and large cooking implements again!]

Point terrrrrr dee beeeediiiiings?

[installing]

No.
[SHE SLAMS THE DOOR.]