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[installing]

No, not again!

[Both people over the journals and near the smithy can hear her yelling. Winry, in her surprise had dropped her journal - and then stepped on it when moving back a little. Over the journal the crunching sounds of metal (yes, metal) can be heard. A large Pokémon is eating the supply metals in the Smithy's closet. It's always a wonder how they get in there, but somehow they do. Winry tries fruitlessly to coax the creature out of the closet, but it doesn't seem to want to pay attention to her.]

Oh, come on! I thought we had agreed you'd at least ask first.
[In which Winry mistakes Giovanni's Aggron for Sapphire's all Pokémon look alike, hush. Because her lack of luck she turns to the journal, picking it up.]

Can one of you trainer guys come get this guy out of here? He's ruining everything he touches.

[ooc: forward dated to tomorrow because I'm dumb. Whoops.]

Comments

[Voice]

[installing]

That's okay there's already someone here.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Are they going to kill it?

[Voice]

[installing]

No!

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

It's just going to come back!

[Voice]

[installing]

How would you like it if someone killed Hawkie?

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Hawky isn't a menace.

[Voice]

[installing]

But he could be.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Yes. Striking fear into rodents everywhere.

[Voice]

[installing]

Some people have those as pets too, you know.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Fine. Don't kill it, then! But if it eats any of my projects, I'm blaming you.

[Voice]

[installing]

Fine. Do that.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Fine! I'll do that! It's bad enough Ed used up a bunch of our metal to make a giant pot for someone.

[Voice]

[installing]

It's not like we don't get restocked.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Yeah, but the Malnosso like to take their time about it.

[Voice]

[installing]

That's not anyone's fault.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Exactly. Which is why I need things I can blame. Like metal eating monsters.

[Voice]

[installing]

Metal eating pets.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

The distinction is all a matter of perception. Like the difference between a cuddly animal and tonight's main dish.

[Voice]

[installing]

Yeah, but you wouldn't eat my dog Den, would you?

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

It would depend on how hungry I am.

[Voice]

[installing]

You're not serious.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Hunger is very serious, Winry. Have you ever been starving before? I mean, really starving?

[Voice]

[installing]

Sokka, I swear if you ever try to stick a fork in my dog I'll-

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Relax, Winry. I'm not going to eat your dog. For now, there are plenty of much tastier options. I always get automail stuck in my teeth anyway.

[Voice]

[installing]

Ha, ha. You're hilarious.