Tell me about it. You go in to winter thinking it'll be some big special thing - Christmas and New Years and all - but then it's always a mess right up until... May, I guess.

[She would say April, because most of the bad stuff - this year, other years - has been relegated to December through February. But last year they broke up in April. A week from now'll be the anniversary of that date, and last year she moped and raged all through April as a result]