♨ 2 Apple Pies | Voice/Action ♨

[installing]

So I'm back from my photoshoot! I hope you guys didn't miss me. Any juicy gossip I should catch up on since I've been gone?

[Winry is updating her journal from from the fountain in the middle of the plaza. It's a pretty warm night out, but not devastatingly hot. Just perfect for enjoying the night before heading back to her sleeping quarters.

OOC: As her mallynap effect Winry believes that she is an actress. FullMetal Alchemist is a show she acts in, and Winry is simply a character she plays. Her "real" name is Caitlin Glass (like wise she believes her castmates are also actors, and their real names correspond with their Voice Actors). Not only that, but she believes that Luceti is a small residential area that actors and actresses stay at during their off time (they can't go home because they're all still needed to work on their projects - whether they be television shows, movies, or mini-series). She will be addressing previously known CR by their actor/actress, or voice actor/actress. If you don't want her to do so, please let me know. Any new CR will be addressed by whatever name she's given.]

Comments

[markofthewise]

He didn't--- wait, what?

[installing]

Come on, remember that? A few girls sent some crazy letters to you, and inside were their panties. Fans are weird.

[markofthewise]

But... why would they do that!? What am I supposed to do with their panties!?

[Okay, sure. It sounds great that he has FANGIRLS. But still!]

[installing]

Don't ask me, I don't know!

[markofthewise]

I don't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Does that ever happen to you?

[installing]

Yes and no? A lot of the girl fans of the show send me hate mail, but I did once get a weird package from a male fan.

[markofthewise]

[TV is weird. So is 'Caitlin'. But he's going to indulge her a little more because hell, it's not like he can logic her into making sense. If this keeps her happy, so be it.]

What was the package?

[installing]

It was a self pleasuring toy molded after his own... package.

[markofthewise]

... why would... what was... I...

[He's torn between why would that person do that and why would the Malnosso think of this.]

At least it was... original?

[installing]

I'd like to punch his originality in the face.

[markofthewise]

... technically it wouldn't be his face...

[installing]

Another minute and it'll be your face.

[markofthewise]

... I'm not sure if you're less violent than your 'character' or even worse.

[installing]

Are you picking a fight with me?

[markofthewise]

Trust me, Win--- Caitlin. I'd never dream of doing that.

[installing]

Good, because I took some fighting lessons for an audition once.

She puffs out her chest - a good indicator that she might be bluffing.]

[markofthewise]

Well in that case, I better not mess with you!

[... yeah, he's not worried.]

[installing]

You won't if you know what's good for you!

[markofthewise]

Don't you worry, Caitlin. I wouldn't dream of it.

[installing]

Are you being sarcastic with me?

[markofthewise]

I wouldn't dream of it, Winry.

[installing]

[She stands up from her seat at the fountain.]

Jack!

[markofthewise]

[Okay, no, he can't help but snicker at her.]

[installing]

[Frustrated, she punches him in the shoulder.]

[markofthewise]

[He gives her a look and then a very dry and very sarcastic:]

Oww?