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So I'm back from my photoshoot! I hope you guys didn't miss me. Any juicy gossip I should catch up on since I've been gone?

[Winry is updating her journal from from the fountain in the middle of the plaza. It's a pretty warm night out, but not devastatingly hot. Just perfect for enjoying the night before heading back to her sleeping quarters.

OOC: As her mallynap effect Winry believes that she is an actress. FullMetal Alchemist is a show she acts in, and Winry is simply a character she plays. Her "real" name is Caitlin Glass (like wise she believes her castmates are also actors, and their real names correspond with their Voice Actors). Not only that, but she believes that Luceti is a small residential area that actors and actresses stay at during their off time (they can't go home because they're all still needed to work on their projects - whether they be television shows, movies, or mini-series). She will be addressing previously known CR by their actor/actress, or voice actor/actress. If you don't want her to do so, please let me know. Any new CR will be addressed by whatever name she's given.]

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Excuse me? What are you getting at?

Forget it. [He sighs. He shouldn't be annoyed, but there was lot on his chest he was really hoping to finally say.] So what's with you? Why am I Jack?

Nothing is with me, what's with you? You're Jack because that's your name.

... I think you may be confusing me with a certain pirate. I mean, we both hang around Buffy a lot, but that doesn't mean we really look alike.

Stop pulling my leg, We both know that guy's real name is Johnny.

... so, you just think everyone has different names now. And I'm Jack. [That's... weird. But welp.] So what do I call you?

Caitlin- And then names aren't different! Everyone needs to stop pretending like their names are the same as the characters they play on t.v.!

[Okay. He knows what TV is. Buffy talks about it plenty and he HAS seen television shows before. So he thinks about this. She thinks that 'Sokka' and 'Winry' are television characters. Which means...]

Right. I'm Jack. Okay. I think I'm following this, now. So what show are we on again?

We're not on the same shows, Jack. I'm on FullMetal Alchemist, and you're on Avatar.

[JEEZ DOES EVERYONE HAVE AMNESIA.]

Right, of course. I'm on Avatar. [A beat.] Wait, it's called Avatar? Couldn't it be something like... Sokka and Friends! Why does Aang get to be the main character?

Well he kind of is the last of the Airbenders, right? The full title is Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Yeah, but I-- I mean, Sokka found him. If it's anyone's story, it's mine. I mean his.

You made me watch the pilot, Jack. It was Sokka's sister who found him.

[... okay, it was weird to think she 'watched' a part of his life. He cringed a bit before answering.]

She just got mad and broke it with her waterbending tantrum. If I hadn't made her bad? No Avatar.

Why do you care anyway? It's not like you ever became a minor character.

Yeah, but who wants to play second fiddle to some silly short kid?

If I remember correctly the silly short kid didn't have as many crazy fangirls trying to send him their panties in the mail.

He didn't--- wait, what?

Come on, remember that? A few girls sent some crazy letters to you, and inside were their panties. Fans are weird.

But... why would they do that!? What am I supposed to do with their panties!?

[Okay, sure. It sounds great that he has FANGIRLS. But still!]

Don't ask me, I don't know!

I don't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Does that ever happen to you?

Yes and no? A lot of the girl fans of the show send me hate mail, but I did once get a weird package from a male fan.

[TV is weird. So is 'Caitlin'. But he's going to indulge her a little more because hell, it's not like he can logic her into making sense. If this keeps her happy, so be it.]

What was the package?

It was a self pleasuring toy molded after his own... package.

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